Or? After having.. what is it? Nine smoothies you get a free one? After all of those drinks, you start to feel self concious and you see it as an opportunity to get yourself into someone’s good books. I’m onto you. Good try.
You are not on to anything because there is nothing for you to get on to, so good try there. Now you’re just giving me reasons to not get you a free smoothie.

(Source: noahdonovan)
You’re more than welcome to borrow it. Y’know, I always wanted one but they’re a little pricey. One day, I’ll have one....